Five little monkeys…
Five little monkeys jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his head.
Momma asked the Mom group and the Mom group said:
“I’m only two weeks in and so far I’ve managed to get enough sleep, cook decent meals for my family, keep my apartment clean… and my newborn hasn’t fallen off the bed. I think too many people are mistaking laziness for normal parenthood ordeals.”