Eight little monkeys…
Eight little monkeys jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his head.
Momma asked the Mom group and the Mom group said:
“First of all, what where you doing when they were jumping on the bed? You should have stopped that before it happened. But if you must leave them alone to attend to your bathroom needs, at least install a bed guard rail and pad your floors. Here, I know a good site.”
(Alternately, if you ask us BrM’s: “I look for breathing, blood, and tell him/her s/he’s not dead.”)